HAPPY BIRTHDAY , JOSH

I IS A PLEASURE TO WISH SUCH A FINE GRANDSON A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
YOU ARE AN EXEMPLARY HUSBAND FOR JENNIFERAND A GREAT FATHER FOR ASHTON, AND EMILY...YOU TREAT ME WITH LOVE AN RESPECT, AS WELL.
YOUR INTELLIGENCE CND SENSE OF HUMOR DELIGHT ME, AS WELL AS THOSE AROUND YOU..
PLEASE COME TO SEE ME ASAP .
MAY YOU HAVE AN ESPCEILLY WONDERFUL YEAR AHED...
LOVE, GRANDMA

FW: More Blonde jokes - some old

I know most of you have gray hair so don't take it personally

Cheers
Lonestar Jack<http://lonestarjack.com/> .com

Subject: Those Blondes Are At It Again

Two blondes, Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'

Carol explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.'

Donna got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'


+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They had gone to see 'Closed for the Winter.'


+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

You might have to think twice about this one.

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her.

'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.

'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?'

'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'

'So then?' asked the doctor.

'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'

'So then?'

'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.


++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.

The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, 'What are you doing?'

The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the d dents to pop out.

The roommate rolled her eyes and said, 'Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first.'


+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was..

The clerk said, 'Why, that's a thermos..... it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.'

'Wow, said the blonde, 'that's amazing.....I'm going to buy it!' So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.

Her boss saw it on her desk. 'What's that,' he asked?

'Why, that's a thermos..... it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,' she replied...

Her boss inquired, 'What do you have in it?'

The blond replied... .... ...'Two popsicles and some coffee.'


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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'

The blonde replies, 'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.'

The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, 'Why don't you go home for the day? Take the day off to relax and rest.'

'Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.'

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. A couple of hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde.. He looks out from his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically.

'What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?' he asks.

'No!' exclaims the blonde. 'I just received a horrible call from my sister. Her mother died, too!'

FW: Mt Rushmore from the other side...

>
> Mt Rushmore from the other side
>

FW: Remarkable story!

http://www.viddler.com/explore/garrettsylvia/videos/33/30.641/

FW: LDS specialty wards

This is funny, thought you might get a kick out of it.

Find your niche in specialty wards
Robert Kirby Tribune columnist - Salt Lake Tribune

Most Sunday mornings, you'll find me on a pew in the Rosecrest 1st Ward
chapel. It's where I'm supposed to go to church. Lucky for me, it's also
where I want to go. Technically, Mormons don't have a choice. For church,
we're bound by the geography of the ward boundary. We worship where we live.

The only time Mormons can switch wards without also contacting a Realtor is
when we attend specialty wards. For example, I went to a Spanish-speaking
ward in West Jordan for a while.

Specialty wards allow members with specific common needs to worship together
and support each other in their exclusive part of the Lord's vineyard. There
are (or have been) lots of LDS specialty wards, including singles wards,
college wards, deaf wards, ethnic wards and nudist wards.

OK, I made up that last one. There are even seasonal "snowbird wards" in
places where Mormon RV owners congregate.

I talked it over with my friend (despite a restraining order) Ken
Wallentine. We think the specialty-ward idea needs to be improved on in our
ever-changing and increasingly divided culture.

For example, there needs to be a late ward, a ward Mormons who are
perpetually late for church could attend and not feel bad about dragging
their herd in 15 minutes late. The only problem with a late ward would be
showing up late for a meeting that was supposed to start late in the first
place. Eventually, you would end up with a ward that ran out of time before
it started.. "Welcome to the Tardy 3rd Ward, brothers and sisters. We will
close now by singing hymn No. 145."

Given the high birthrate among Mormons, I thought about the need for
maternity wards. Except that we already have those. They're called married
student wards.

A Star Trek ward might do well. The bishop would preside from "the bridge"
instead of the stand. High-council Sunday would be referred to as a "Klingon
Sunday."

Harley riders congregate to the exclusion of just about everyone else. Why
not an LDS biker ward? White shirts and neckties go well with black
leather..

Ken really wants to attend a concealed-weapons ward. He says church would be
a lot more interesting if real personal risks were involved in disagreeing
with a lesson.

There could be a texting ward for teenagers. Bear your testimony with your
thumb. In 25 years, they'll all belong to carpal-tunnel wards.

At the less-active ward, maybe there'll be a meeting and maybe there won't.

Testimony meeting in an anger-management ward might be interesting. Nobody's
going to sleep through, "HEY! I KNOW THE CHURCH IS TRUE, STUPID!"

A big hit would be the Multi Level Marketing ward, also known as a
"Gadianton robber ward." With all the financial scamming that goes on in
this culture, it would be nice to have them all in one place for a
three-hour block weekly.

I think a Democrat ward is a good idea, although in Utah the best we could
probably hope for is a Democrat branch.

FW: Must See

>
>> This was filmed just outside of Atlanta, GA almost a
> month ago.
>> In the days before interstate highways we traveled
>> this
> route many times going to and from Florida and traveling through Georgia
> while stationed in Warner Robins. It is interesting to see that little has
> changed in rural America, especially the respect that the people have for
> the loss of one of their own
>> I got this off of one of our internet forums and
> thought that I would share it with you.
>> Hope that the audio and video work.
>>
>>
>>
>> Killed in action the week before, the body of Sergeant
> First Class John C. Beale wa s returned to Falcon Field in Peachtree City,
> Georgia, just south of Atlanta, on June 11, 2009. The Henry County Police
> Department escorted the procession to the funeral home in McDonough,
> Georgia. A simple notice in local papers indicated the road route to be
> taken and the approximate time.
>>
>> Nowadays one can be led to believe that America no longer
> respects honor and no longer honors sacrifice outside the military. Be it
> known that there are many places in this land where people still recognize
> the courage and impact of total self-sacrifice. Georgia remains one of
> those
> graceful places. The link below is a short travelogue of that day's
> remarkable and painful journey. But only watch this if you wish to have
> some
> of your faith in people restored. Please share widely. Well worth
> watching.
>>
>> http://blip.tv/play/AYGJ5h6YgmE
>>

FW: glenn heit

AUNT DARLLEN, LIVING HERE IN ST. GEORGE, JUST RECEIVED WORD THAT HER ELEST SON, GLENN HEIT, WHO LIVES IN CALIFORNIADIED THIS MORNING...HE WS BEING TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL IN AND AMBULANCE AS HE WAS HEMORRHAGING FROM A BLEEDING ULCR, AND PASSED AWAY N THE AMBULANCE OF CARDIAC. SRREST...HE WS ONLYH FIFTY SEVEN YEARS OLD...HE LEAVES HIS WIFE, DEBBIE, AND AN EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD SON, TRAVIS ..I DON'T KNOW ANY MORE DETAILS, BU TI WILL FINDOUT MORE LATER.DARLEEN IS AFRID TO GO TO CLAIFORNIAAI FOR THE FUNERAL, AS HER SONM, JIM IS SO ILL ATHAT TSHE HATES TO LEAVE HIM...
I WILL RELAY MORE INFORMATON AS SON AS I HEAR ......
GOOD NEWS, TOO!
I JUST RECEIED CLIPPING FROM THE UTAH NEWSPAPERS SENT O ME BY MY CLOSE FRIEND, DIXIE CLIFFORD...SHE WAS NAMED UTAH'S MOTHER OF THE YEAR...I REMBER WHEN HER DAUGHTER, CHRISTY BULLOCK WAS NCAMED NEVADA'A YOUNG MOTHR OF HTE YEAR..
DIXIE SENTT A BEAUATIFUL PHOTOGRAPH OF HERSELF SUITABLE FOR FRAMING...
LOVE, M
LOVE, M

FW: URGENT! URGENT! URGENT!

I RECEIVED THIS FROM TIM FRY, FORMER BISHOP OF EALGLE'S LANDING WARD, AND CURENTLY A MISSION PREADIENT...
LOVE, MARION

Subject: FW: URGENT! URGENT! URGENT!


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FW: 1907 Photo

I MIGHT ADD MY THOUGHTS TO THIS...THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS SUCH A DEFINITIVE LANGE, BEING COMPOSED O MANY DIFFWWNT LANAGUAGE..THAT IT IS USED ALAL OVER THE WORD...EVYONE IN EVERY COUNTRY WANTS TO LEARN IT...I HAD A LITTLE VIETMANESE GIEL WHO MANICURED MY NAILS TELL ME THA D HE LOVED THE ENGLAIS HLANGUAGE, AND EVERY IME I USED A WORD THT SHE HAD NOT HEARD, SH EASKED TO HAVE ME DEFINE IT FOR HER. TI IS THE MORST EXPRESSIVE LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD..
LOVE, MARION..

PLEASE EXUSE MY TYPOS...I CANOT SEE..

1907 PHOTO This one needs to circulate
I think this is one email that needs to be forwarded until every American with a computer receives it.

The year is 1907, one hundred and 2 years ago.
READ PRINT UNDER PICTURE!

Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907.
'In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language.. And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people.'
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

Every American citizen needs to read this!

KEEP THIS MOVING

FW: Why, Why, Why???

Subject: Fw: Why, Why, Why???


Why, Why, Why???
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles
are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first
try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all
right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt,
you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's
falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in
summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE.... ..
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four
persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your
three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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FW: Daily Gems: Strengthened and Guided by Faith

> Daily Gems
> Strengthened and Guided by Faith
> ---------------------------------------------------
>
> "Faith is the wellspring of activity. It is the root of hope and
> trust. It is this simple faith that all of us so much need.
> "In the
> on-working of this great cause, increased faith is what we most need.
> Without it, the work would stagnate. With it, no one can stop its
> progress.
> . .
> "May the Lord bless us with faith in the great cause of which
> we are a part. May faith be as a candle to guide us in the night by its
> light. May it go before us as a cloud in the day."
> Topics: faith,
> guidance, Church activity Church growth
>
> (Gordon B. Hinckley, "The Faith to Move Mountains," Ensign, Nov. 2006, 85)
>
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FW: ARE YOU ONLIVE

Subject: Fw: ARE YOU ONLIVE


I HAVE TRIED TO CALL YOU ON YOUR CELL A NUMBER OF TIMES, AND HAVE GIVEN UP...I HAVE MADE SOME DELICIOUS CHILI, AND WOULD LOVE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS TO COME TO EAT IT SUDAY..., ...I ALWAYS MAKE A BIG POT, AND GIVE IT TO THE NEIGHBORS...TONITE I GAVE SOME TO CASPERS, AS SHE IS CHRONICALLY ILL, AND SHE SAID THAT SHE WOULD LOVE SOME, WHEN I CALLED...THERE IS STILL PLENTY LEFT FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS,.
I DIDN"T GET TO THE PARK FOR THE MARATHON FINISH LINE.....THE CARS HAD TO BE BE PARKED MIELS AWYA, AND I , NOT BEING A MARATHON WALKER COULD NOT BRAVE THE CROWDS... I WATCHED I IT ONTV, ALONG WITH CONFERECNCE, BUT I DIDN'T SEE YOU....YOU WILL HAVE TO REGALE US TOMORROW WITH THE ACCOUNT OF THE ENTERPRISE...
LOVE, GRANDMA


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FW: Halloween is coming...

Subject: FW: Halloween is coming...

Halloween is coming...

.or, is it already here?

FW: My New Website

DO YOU GET ALL OF THIS? OF COURSE I WILL VOT E FOR MITT...AND I KNOW THAT YOU WILL, AS WELL.
LOVE, M
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FW: Awesome look at Psalm 23 chapter

salm 23

The Lord is my Shepherd = That's Relationship!


I shall not want = That's Supply!



He maketh me to lie down in green pastures = That's Rest!



He leadeth me beside the still waters = That's Refreshment!


He restoreth my soul = That's Healing!



He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness = That's Guidance!


For His name sake = That's Purpose!



Yea, though I walk through the valley of t he shadow of death = That's
Testing!



I will fear no evil = That's Protection!



For Thou art with me = That's Faithfulness!



Thy rod and Thy staff they comfort me = That's Discipline!


Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies =
That's Hope!



Thou annointest my head with oil = That's Consecration!



My cup runneth over = That's Abundance!



Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life =
That's Blessing !


And I will dwell in the house of the Lord = That's Security!



Forever = That's Eternity!


Face it, the Lord is crazy about you.



Send this to people you are crazy about.

What is most valuable,

is not what we have in our lives, but

WHO we have in our lives!?
?
?

--
Thanks,

Hazel Jackson

FW: NOW THE LORD WILL PREACH HIS OWN SERMONS

Boyd K Packer family reunion near July 4 2006 (as told to me by a co-
worker at my elementary school whose niece is married to Boyd K
Packer's grandson)

As Pres. Packer was giving counsel to his family as a patriarch he
admonished them again to get their storage and preparedness items.
He said, "The next step is to prepare to leave our homes if
necessary." (The niece told her aunt that the Packer family has two
reunions every year--one near July 4 and one near Christmas, which
gives even greater validity to the next story from a completely
different source.)

From my friend Diane -----------. A real estate developer stopped at
her home on December 19, 2006 to see if she would be interested in
selling (she lives on a corner lot on Main street in Lehi). As he was
touring her home he saw the foam clothing she is working on and was
very interested. They started talking about preparedness and he told
her his sister was married to Boyd K. Packer's son and the Packer
family had just had their annual Christmas party on December 17. He
had counseled his family to "GET PREPARED NOW--there is something
serious coming very soon."

President Packer at a stake conference in a Holliday, Utah stake two
weeks after General Conference October 2006. At the adult Saturday
night meeting he opened the meeting up for question and answer. One
brother asked him to comment on why there had been no talks on
preparedness at Conference. President Packer responded that
President Hinckley has told the brethren not to speak on preparedness
anymore--they have been counseled on it for more than a hundred
years. "Now the Lord will preach his own sermons."

Presiding Bishop of Church David Burton Sept. 1, 2006 Leadership
meeting of a South Jordan stake conference: Keep your eye on the
prophet...being self-reliant has always been part of the
Church. Statistics are that no matter what the church does, no higher
than 15% have storage. We are not going to say any more--our people
are going to need it. For example, what if somebody released a
virus? What if the virus caused a pandemic? What if the pandemic
led to a quarantine? What if quarantine was enforced? What would
you do? The office of the presiding bishopric trying to come up
with a plan--don't know what we will do. The responsibility lies
with head of each family.

Elder Woods, Elk Ridge Stake Conference mid-August 2006
time of preparation is past --now is time of consummation

Counselor in Presiding Bishopric (last name beginning with 'E') at
Mapleton, Utah stake conference mid-January 2007:

1. Store water
2. Store 1 month supply of "comfort food"
3. Store AT LEAST A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF FOOD
4. Have emergency cash on hand (2-4 weeks salary)
DO IT NOW

TV News (about Feb. 8) President of Iran states that soon Israel and
the U.S. will "cease to exist": a "surprise" is planned for the U.S.
in April that "they won't like."

FW: apple game

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Prime Minister John Howard - Australia

Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday =
to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid =
to head off potential terror attacks.

A day after a group of mainstream Muslim leaders pledged loyalty to =
Australia and her Queen at a special meeting with Prime Minister John =
Howard, he and his Ministers made it clear that extremists would face a =
crackdown. Treasurer Peter Costello, seen as heir apparent to Howard, =
hinted that some radical clerics could be asked to leave the country if =
they did not accept that Australia was a secular state, and its laws =
were made by parliament. "If those are not your values, if you want a =
country which has Sharia law or a theocratic state, then Australia is =
not for you", he said on National Television

"I'd be saying to clerics who are teaching that there are two laws =
governing people in Australia : one the Australian law and another =
Islamic law that is false. If you can't agree with parliamentary law, =
independent courts, democracy, and would prefer Sharia law and have the =
opportunity to go to another country, which practices it, perhaps, then, =
that's a better option", Costello said.

Asked whether he meant radical clerics would be forced to leave, he said =
those with dual citizenship could possibly be asked to move to the other =
country. Education Minister Brendan Nelson later told reporters that =
Muslims who did not want to accept local values should "clear off. =
Basically people who don't want to be Australians, and who don't want, =
to live by Australian values and understand them, well then, they can =
basically clear off", he said.

Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by =
saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote: =
"IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am =
tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some =
individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we =
have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians."

"However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the =
'politically correct' crowd began complaining about the possibility that =
our patriotism was offending others. I am not against immigration, nor =
do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming =
to Australia " "However, there are a few things that those who have =
recently come to our country, and apparently some born here, need to =
understand." "This idea of Australia being a multi-cultural community =
has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. And =
as Australians, we have our own culture, our own society, our own =
language and our own lifestyle."

"This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials =
and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom"

"We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, =
Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to =
become part of our society . Learn the language!"

"Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right =
wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on =
Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly =
documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of =
our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another =
part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture."

"We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is =
that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with =
us."

"If the Southern Cross offends you, or you don't like "A Fair Go", then =
you should seriously consider a move to another part of this planet. We =
are happy with our culture and have no desire to change, and we really =
don't care how you did things where you came from. By all means, keep =
your culture, but do not force it on others.

"This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you =
every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, =
whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, =
or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other =
great Australian freedom,

'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'."

"If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. =
You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted."

Maybe if we circulate this amongst ourselves, American citizens will =
find the backbone to start speaking and voicing the same truths.

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The authenticity has been verified @ Snopes.com ˆ this ad appeared 10/20/2004.

$104,655.60 Ad in the Washington Post

Here is someone with the money to fund a
rebuttal to what Howard Dean, Democratic National Committee Chairman,
said recently that many Republican have never done an honest day's work
in their life. The following full page ad was placed in the Washington
Post by a businessman named George J. Esseff, Sr. He paid $104, 655.60
to run the ad and only did it because he is sick and tired of the way
that "the rich" are portrayed by liberals these days. It is a great
read.



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Maybe you're a Republican?

In today's America ask a growing number
of high school and college students, their teachers and professors, the
self-anointed media elite and/or hard working men and women of all
ethnicities, the question, "What is a Republican?" and you'll be told
".. a rich, greedy, egotistical individual, motivated only by money and
the desire to accumulate more and more of it, at the expense of the
environment, the working poor....and all whom they exploit..."

I am a Republican - And I am none of
those things...and I don' t know any Republicans who are!

WHAT I AM first and foremost, is a
loving husband of some 52 plus years, the father of four and an American
who's proud of his country...and his country's heritage

&n bsp; WHAT I AM is the grandson of immigrants
who risked every-thing, including their lives and those of their
children, to escape tyranny in search of freedom

WHAT I AM is a man who grew up during
the Depression and witnessed first hand the effects of the Stock Market
crash and the soup lines that followed. I watched as bot h my parents
and grand parents, who had very little themselves, share what food they
had with a half dozen other families, who had even less.

WHAT I AM is someone who worked his way
through college by holding down three and four jobs at a time and then
used that education to build a better life.

WHAT I AM is a husband who at age 24
started his own business for the "privilege" of working 60, 70 and 80
hours a week, risking everything I had including my health, in search of
a better life for myself and my loved ones.

WHAT I AM is a businessman whose blood,
sweat and tears....and plenty of them..., made it possible for me to
provide a secure living not only for my family and myself, but also for
literally hundreds of my employees throughout the years. Employees who
in turn were able to buy their own homes, raise their own families and
give back to their communities and their country.

WHAT I AM is a man who believes in God;
a God who has blessed this country... and all for which it stands.

&nb sp; WHAT I AM is someone who knows, if you
doubt miracles exist in today's world, you need only to look into the
face of those who received them....and the eyes of those who give them.

WHAT I AM is an American who's proud
that his President embraces a belief in God; proud of a President who
understands, as "politically incorrect" as it may be, there is evil in
this world and for the security and safety of all freedom loving people
everywhere, it must be confronted...and it must be defeated.

WHAT I AM is an American who takes
comfort in the knowledge that our President refuses to allow decisions
concerning the very safety and security of this nation, to be governed
by the political whims of foreign governments.

&nbs p; WHAT I AM is tired of hearing from
leading Democrats who see only negativity in America ; racism in her
people; class warfare in her society and "political incorrectness" in
her character.

WHAT I AM is a former democrat who now
understands that it is the soldier and not the reporter that guarantees
us our freedoms of press, speech and dissent.

WHAT I AM is a man who believes in the
sanctity of life. A man who is repulsed by the pandering of the
political left for votes, at the expense of the unborn.
WH AT I AM is a husband and father who
believes in the sanctity of marriage and the preservation of the family
unit.

WHAT I AM is an ex-movie goer who is
repulsed by those insecure, socially inept, elementary thinking,
ego-inflated "entertainers" who have appointed themselves "experts" in
the fields of national security and geo-politics and then use their
forum to attack this nation, its leaders and its actions....much to the
delight and encouragement of our enemies.

WHAT I AM is an American who understands
the difference between "censorship" and "choice." Evidently, these
individuals do not, because when these same "celebrities" receive public
ridicule for their o ffensive actions, the first thing they yell is
"censorship." What they seem incapable of understanding is..the right
of free speech and dissent is shared equally by those offended...as well
as those who offend. I support and will continue to support those films
and performers whom I choose to and refuse to support those I don't. It
is my right as an American a right I will continue to enthusiastically
exercise.

WHAT I AM is a voter, tired of
politicians who every time their voting records are subjected to public
scrutiny, try to divert attention from their political and legislative
failures by accusing their opponents of "attack ads" and "negative
campaigning"....and the news media who allow them to get away with it.

WHAT I AM is a Catholic who loves his
G od and his Faith....and who's been taught to respect all religions
whose teachings are based in love, peace and charity. As such, I am
embarrassed and ashamed of those individuals in both private and public
life whose decisions and actions are devoid of any sense of character or
morals; individuals who are only driven by what's best for
them....rather than what's right... often times at the expense of
many....including our national security.

WHAT I AM is a realist who understands
that the terrorist attack that murdered hundreds of innocent Russian
children could have occurred here, in our heartland. That's why I
sincerely believe America needs now , more than ever, a President who
sees with a clear and focused vision and who speaks with a voi ce when
heard by both friend and foe alike is understood, respected and believed


WHAT I AM is eternally grateful to
Ronald Reagan for having the bravery to speak out against Communism and
the courage of his convictions in leading the fight to defeat it; and
George W. Bush for the vision, courage, conviction and leadership he has
shown in America's war on terrorism amidst both the constant and
vicious, personal and political attacks both he and his family are made
to endure.

; WHAT I AM is a human being, full of
numerous faults and failures, but a man nonetheless who though not
always successful has continually strived to do "what's right" instead
of "what's easy." A man who is challenging the religious leaders of all
faiths, to not only preach to their congregations the fundamentals of
"what's right" and "what's wrong," but to also then hold them
accountable for their actions in both the public and private sectors.

WHAT I AM is disgusted with the Courts
who on one hand call the murder of a pregnant woman a "double homicide,"
but then refer to the abortion of her baby as "pro-choice".

WHAT I AM is someone deeply troubled by
a political party which embraces a candidate whose primary "leadership"
qualities center around his protesting of the Vietnam war and his
labeling the honorable men and women who fought in it, (50,000 of whom
gave their lives in that action), as rapists, and war criminals (John
Kerry). That same political party then stepped forward this year to
block the appearance of a true Vietnam war hero, retired Admiral and
former United States Senator, Jeremiah Denton, (a man who spent seven
years and seven torturous months in a North Vietnam prison), from
speaking before an open session of the California legislature as part of
that state's 4th of July cele bration. The reason Democrats gave for
refusing to allow this American hero to speak before their state
legislature was because of the "conservative" nature of his views As an
American, that troubles me deeply....as well it should you. (Are you
listening Mr. D?)

WHAT I AM is a man who feels the need to
spend, ONE HUNDRED & FOUR THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED & FIFTY FIVE DOLLARS
($104, 655.60, tax paid) of his own money, to purchase this
advertisement, in order to set the story straight. Some may say this
money would have been better spent feeding the world's poor. At the risk
of sounding self-serving, as an American and as a Republican, for the
last six decades of my life, I have done exactly that...and more.
Following the examples of my parents and grand parents, I have used my
earnings to feed the poor, shelter the homeless, provide housing for the
elderly and medical care for the sick.....and continue to do so...and
I'm not alone in that work.

WHAT I AM is someone who is paying for
this announcement at my sole expense in hopes of opening the eyes of
those led blindly by ill-informed elements of our great nation, who,
through either ignorance, or malicious intent, repeatedly attack and
belittle those of us who belong to a political party that holds true to
the belief, "The rights of the governed, exceed the power of the
government." For those interested, I am speaking only as a tax-paying
individual who is in no way associated with the Republican National
Committee, nor with any of its directors, or delegates.

WHAT I AM is a man who understands, "the
American way of life" is a message of self-empower ment for all

WHAT I AM is an American who is grateful
that our nation gives each of us the opportunity of self-determination
and the right to benefit from the fruits of self achievement.

WHAT I AM is an American who wants to
preserve that way of life for all who seek it.

WHAT I AM is blessed to be an
American.... and proud to be a Republican

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