FW: Stay Young my Friend

Stay Young My Friend


We all need to read this one over and over until it becomes part of who we are!



HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Try everything twice. On one woman's tombstone she said she wanted this epitaph:

"Tried everything twice.loved it both times!"



2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches!



3. Keep learning: Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's !

4. Enjoy the simple things.




5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, Spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER.




6. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. LIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love: Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.



8.. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it.. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county, To a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.






10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.



I love you, my special friend.



11. Forgive now those who made you cry. You might not get a second chance.

And if you don't send this to at least 4 people - who cares?

But do share this with someone.




Remember! Lost time can never be found.

Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

FW: More Blonde jokes - some old

I know most of you have gray hair so don't take it personally

Cheers
Lonestar Jack<http://lonestarjack.com/> .com

Subject: Those Blondes Are At It Again

Two blondes, Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'

Carol explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.'

Donna got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'


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Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They had gone to see 'Closed for the Winter.'


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You might have to think twice about this one.

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her.

'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.

'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?'

'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'

'So then?' asked the doctor.

'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'

'So then?'

'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.


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A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.

The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, 'What are you doing?'

The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the d dents to pop out.

The roommate rolled her eyes and said, 'Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first.'


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A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was..

The clerk said, 'Why, that's a thermos..... it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.'

'Wow, said the blonde, 'that's amazing.....I'm going to buy it!' So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.

Her boss saw it on her desk. 'What's that,' he asked?

'Why, that's a thermos..... it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,' she replied...

Her boss inquired, 'What do you have in it?'

The blond replied... .... ...'Two popsicles and some coffee.'


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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'

The blonde replies, 'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.'

The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, 'Why don't you go home for the day? Take the day off to relax and rest.'

'Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.'

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. A couple of hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde.. He looks out from his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically.

'What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?' he asks.

'No!' exclaims the blonde. 'I just received a horrible call from my sister. Her mother died, too!'

FW: glenn heit

AUNT DARLLEN, LIVING HERE IN ST. GEORGE, JUST RECEIVED WORD THAT HER ELEST SON, GLENN HEIT, WHO LIVES IN CALIFORNIADIED THIS MORNING...HE WS BEING TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL IN AND AMBULANCE AS HE WAS HEMORRHAGING FROM A BLEEDING ULCR, AND PASSED AWAY N THE AMBULANCE OF CARDIAC. SRREST...HE WS ONLYH FIFTY SEVEN YEARS OLD...HE LEAVES HIS WIFE, DEBBIE, AND AN EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD SON, TRAVIS ..I DON'T KNOW ANY MORE DETAILS, BU TI WILL FINDOUT MORE LATER.DARLEEN IS AFRID TO GO TO CLAIFORNIAAI FOR THE FUNERAL, AS HER SONM, JIM IS SO ILL ATHAT TSHE HATES TO LEAVE HIM...
I WILL RELAY MORE INFORMATON AS SON AS I HEAR ......
GOOD NEWS, TOO!
I JUST RECEIED CLIPPING FROM THE UTAH NEWSPAPERS SENT O ME BY MY CLOSE FRIEND, DIXIE CLIFFORD...SHE WAS NAMED UTAH'S MOTHER OF THE YEAR...I REMBER WHEN HER DAUGHTER, CHRISTY BULLOCK WAS NCAMED NEVADA'A YOUNG MOTHR OF HTE YEAR..
DIXIE SENTT A BEAUATIFUL PHOTOGRAPH OF HERSELF SUITABLE FOR FRAMING...
LOVE, M
LOVE, M

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FW: Awesome look at Psalm 23 chapter

salm 23

The Lord is my Shepherd = That's Relationship!


I shall not want = That's Supply!



He maketh me to lie down in green pastures = That's Rest!



He leadeth me beside the still waters = That's Refreshment!


He restoreth my soul = That's Healing!



He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness = That's Guidance!


For His name sake = That's Purpose!



Yea, though I walk through the valley of t he shadow of death = That's
Testing!



I will fear no evil = That's Protection!



For Thou art with me = That's Faithfulness!



Thy rod and Thy staff they comfort me = That's Discipline!


Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies =
That's Hope!



Thou annointest my head with oil = That's Consecration!



My cup runneth over = That's Abundance!



Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life =
That's Blessing !


And I will dwell in the house of the Lord = That's Security!



Forever = That's Eternity!


Face it, the Lord is crazy about you.



Send this to people you are crazy about.

What is most valuable,

is not what we have in our lives, but

WHO we have in our lives!?
?
?

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Thanks,

Hazel Jackson

FW: When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard....

When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard....















When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard....



..to listen to his son whine about being bored.




....to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes.






...to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work.






...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep.






....to be silent when people pray to God for a new car.






..to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower.






...to be grateful that he fights for the freedom of speech.






.to be compassionate when a businessman expresses a fear of flying.






...to keep from laughing when anxious parents say they're afraid to send their kids off to summer camp.








...to keep from ridiculing someone who complains about hot weather.


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...to control his frustration when a colleague gripes about his coffee being cold.








...to remain calm when his daughter complains about having to walk the dog.








...to be civil to people who complain about their jobs.








...to just walk away when someone says they only get two weeks of vacation a year.








...to be happy for a friend's new hot tub.








...to be forgiving when someone says how hard it is to have a new baby in the house.









....not to punch a wall when someone says we should pull out immediately








The only thing harder than being a Soldier...







Is loving one.



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