FW: good story

Hope you all enjoy this, I did.

 

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
> around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to
> place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark,
> saying, "Jesus is watching you."
>
> He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
> When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised
> Himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on
> and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo
> out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus
> is watching you."
>
> Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
> source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
> beam came to rest on a parrot.
>
> "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot
> confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
>
> The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
>
> "Moses," replied the bird.
>
> "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird
> Moses?"
>
> "The kind of people that would name the Rottweiler behind you Jesus."
>