FW: shopping with husbands

Did you ever wonder what a husband does while he is in a

store
waiting on his wife to shop? Well, here's a very funny (and bored) husband story:

Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Our store is considering banning your family from ever shopping with us again, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list offenses over the past few months... all verified by our surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them
in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off
at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading
to the restrooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an
official tone, Code 3' in House wares!"..... and watched what
happened.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag
of M&M's on lay away.

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a
carpeted

7. September 15: Set up a camping tent in the sporting goods department, and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the Bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he to cry and asks "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it
as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting
department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his
"Madonna look"using different size funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people
browsed through, yelled "PICK ME!, PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud
speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those
voices again!!!!"

....and; last, but not least

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"